Happy Birthday, Bratha

My bratha Jas, turns 16 today and I feel extremely bad for not being there to watch him make a fool of himself tonight. May I suggest that you take it easy on the women and booze later. But really bratha, you are now a year older and lets see some wise moves from now on. If all else fails, try watching Master Yoda's skills on the lightsabre. Concentrating really hard on the Master's skills have changed peoples lives and inspired yet some, to be better.

But here's a poem to make you feel all gay and shit. I shall call this one, 'Screw You'.

A brand new miserable day is dawning

And as it gets its start,

I want you to know that it ain't gonna mean nothing

and that thought warmeth my heart.

I hope your birthday will not be special,

Someone else deserves it more than fucking you!!!

You were such a freak when you had a turban,

It still shows in everything that you do.

So, have a fucked up morning

And an even a fucked up day...

May gloominess surrounds you always

....and not just for today.

Have a fucked up birthday, you fucked up son of a fucking bitch. And may the fleas of a fucking thousand gorillas infest your fucking armpits!!!

Fuck the 'take it easy on the women and booze' jive, bro. You know I don't speak that language. Have one or two or 26 on me and puke blood when you're done!!! And ravish them ladies like you were a serial rapist or something. Hoooooorrrraaaahhhh!!!

Thank You.