Mallet And Hammer

Honestly, I'm beginning to have recurring fantasies of wielding a large mallet and applying gross force of said mallet on the telephone. And every time I fantasize about that, the mallet gets larger and transforms into something made out of harder/heavier material other than wood...or maybe even a hammer.

Today has got to be one of those days when I hate the telephone like I hate having diarrhea after a good night out of very heavy drinking. Or like ejaculating prematurely when masturbating. And then there's these few letters from my clients on my table demanding a reply to this and that but really, I'm soooooo not into this right now.

A little nuts and a bit frazzled today but still intact. Just about the only thing that keeps me going are these thoughts :-

1. I need to save leave for this proposed trip to Medan in April. If that happens at all.
2. Medan or Laos or Kho Samui
3. Beer
4. Teluk Limau
5. Beer
6. Rainforest Music Festival in July because the brathas and sistas are coming
6. Tiger beer
7. Tiger beer
8. Tiger beer
9. Red Horse beer (This one comes as a surprise as I found it to be kind on the palate)
10. More beer

Awww, shit!!! Looks like I'm going to have to hit the pub again later.