Jet Plane

For the last few days, I have been listening to some songs my sister got from friends of hers. No, you don't understand. You see, she's a good Christian woman. She doesn't smoke nor indulge. She knows her bible from cover to cover. She listens to Hillsongs and all that stuff. No, I'm not saying Hillsongs and all that aren't nice but its disturbing that someone of her age isn't listening to contemporary stuff like the rest of her cool peers. However, of late I have noticed she had been hanging out with some cool people. And its about time too. They should be cool judging by the songs they listen to and here's one.

(Sung to the tune of 'Leaving on a jet plane')

There's so many times we've crashed and burned,
Seems like the colonel would finally learn
Our Russian jets don't make good submarines.

We fly out to protect our nation,
And use seat bottoms for floatation.
The water's warm, and we're good swimmers too.

So kiss me and smile for me,
Call my folks in Tripoli,
Tell them that Khadafi made me go.
I'm a Libyan on a jet plane,
I don't know if I'll be back again.
Muammar, I hate to go.

Aircraft carrier J.F.K.
Come to blow our chemical plant away,
But we keep telling them it's just pharmaceutical.

So miss me and pray for me,
Bow down to the East for me,
Kneel and gently kiss my butt good-bye.
I'm a Libyan on a jet plane,
Don't know if I'll be back again.
Libyan on a jet plane,
Don't know if I'll be back again.

I have a cool sister!!! She's so cool she doesn't even know what this song's all about. Neither did her cool friends. Damnnnnn!!!