12 Days of Christmas

I was reading this supa cool magazine, again courtesy of my sis, when I came across a whole page devoted to suggestions of a different approach to Christmas gift giving and stuff. So basically since Christmas is coming, lets give them kids and little cousins something different from a collection of this treasure trove of classic non-denominational children's literature, it suggested. There's so many but I picked this two.

You'll get classic hits such as Ebonic nursery rhymes :-

Little Miss Strumpet, sat on mah muppet

The ho said, "I want to play."

So I got mah tractor, and put it inside her

And blew her dirty mind away

And some mad pimpin' Christmas songs:

On the first day of Christmas

My skank-ho sent to me:

A dildo with batteries

On the second day of Christmas
My skank-ho sent to me:

Two go-go girls
and a dildo with batteries

On the third day of Christmas
My skank-ho sent to me:

Three gay friends

Two go-go girls and a dildo with batteries. . .

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My skank-ho sent to me:

Twelve cocks a-cumming

Eleven bitches bitching

Ten furry handcuffs

Nine hookers flashing

Eight maid's outfits

Seven tapes porno

Six clits engorging

Five transexuals

Four leather whips

Three gay friends

Two go-go girls

Aaaallllllllll toooooooogether noooooooowwwwww...

aaaaaand a dildo with batteries!!!

Fuck all!!! Now I'm really in the mood.