Pinch That Pak
So like everyone else I'm still painfully trying to get into terms with the massive hike fuel price and shit. 40 percent is a lot of percent, okay. I'm feeling the fucking pinch, thank you very much, Pak Lah and it isn't funny anymore. I won't be surprise if price of other things will start to increase in the next few weeks or even months once the full impact of this kicks in.
But what fucks my mind so much is he then goes on to tell me to change my fucking lifestyle. But how the fuck can I begin to do that when my life has no fucking style? And just for fun, he promises that the current price stays as it is for at least this year. And I'm like, what the fuck did you say? What about next year?
His equally idiotic deputy then had the cheek to suggest that I also need to change my mindset and seek alternative energy. "Consider electric cars", he says. We shouldn't rely too much on petrol he says. And I'm like what the fuck to the power of ten. Does he think these electric cars he mentions runs on fresh air and fucking love?
Petronas? I don't think I even want to go there.
And then for a little bit of window dressing and part of Pak lah's effort to offset the recent fuel increase and shit, his government leaders will now have a cut on their expenditures. Leading by example, he says. Changing lifestyle and shit, Pak lah style. A 10% cut of government ministers allowance while paid holidays will be limited to ASEAN. Business class only when travelling and shit.
Way to go, Pak. That is so going to make me feel all warm inside.
And I read the other day, one of his ministers even suggested that I should now start planting vegetables if I have some land to plant within the compound of my house. If I don't. No problemo. Use pots and try hydrofuckponicwhatevershit. Problem solve.
Hold it, Mr. Minister. You mean now I have to rush back home after slaving down at the salt mine and be a fucking farmer? Can I also start a pig farm and shit?
And I'm suppose to fall for all this bullshit advice and feel all fucking good. At the very least, if you need to fucking bullshit do it properly!
Fuck, man. Fuck this government and its never ending litany of fucking idiotic mistakes, stupid advice, fucking errors and generally Pak Lah fucking style of stupid governance.
But what fucks my mind so much is he then goes on to tell me to change my fucking lifestyle. But how the fuck can I begin to do that when my life has no fucking style? And just for fun, he promises that the current price stays as it is for at least this year. And I'm like, what the fuck did you say? What about next year?
His equally idiotic deputy then had the cheek to suggest that I also need to change my mindset and seek alternative energy. "Consider electric cars", he says. We shouldn't rely too much on petrol he says. And I'm like what the fuck to the power of ten. Does he think these electric cars he mentions runs on fresh air and fucking love?
Petronas? I don't think I even want to go there.
And then for a little bit of window dressing and part of Pak lah's effort to offset the recent fuel increase and shit, his government leaders will now have a cut on their expenditures. Leading by example, he says. Changing lifestyle and shit, Pak lah style. A 10% cut of government ministers allowance while paid holidays will be limited to ASEAN. Business class only when travelling and shit.
Way to go, Pak. That is so going to make me feel all warm inside.
And I read the other day, one of his ministers even suggested that I should now start planting vegetables if I have some land to plant within the compound of my house. If I don't. No problemo. Use pots and try hydrofuckponicwhatevershit. Problem solve.
Hold it, Mr. Minister. You mean now I have to rush back home after slaving down at the salt mine and be a fucking farmer? Can I also start a pig farm and shit?
And I'm suppose to fall for all this bullshit advice and feel all fucking good. At the very least, if you need to fucking bullshit do it properly!
Fuck, man. Fuck this government and its never ending litany of fucking idiotic mistakes, stupid advice, fucking errors and generally Pak Lah fucking style of stupid governance.
posted by Demented | Friday, June 13, 2008
2 Comments:
Being a farmer isn't such a bad idea. Try planting marihuana.
rastaman : what is marihuana?
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