Shitty Food I Had

I had a steak so big for dinner last night my neighbours dog could smell the meat that was oozing from my very pores. So much so he was whining and attempting to lick the meaty sweat from my arms and legs. I also had these strange looking meat patty rolls which were covered in some strange gooey looking sauce. Looked more like shit to me but I ate it anyway. Wasn't good but I had worse food.

However, it appears that the steak I ate, in assorted chunks last night, regenerated itself in my bowels and I have just completed an astonishing, if slightly agonizing, steak shaped poo. I had lots of green leafy stuff and fruits for lunch just now so that helped a lot.

Thankfully I did not the eat the t-bone last night. That would have been painful.

Oh, the office toilet now smells really, really bad.