Time

If I could stop time...And here I must...pause...because...I get really confused when bending the laws of relativity. If time speeds up around me then I'm moving much slower and that's kind of a good thing - what is this life if full of care, we have no time to stand and stare?

Conversely, if time slows down I'm going to be seen by the rest of society as one of those bastards who dashes about like a blue-arsed fly - I don't like that. So, it follows, if time STOPS, I'll disappear into the void of infinity with a puff of dust, like some manic cartoon roadrunner - beep, beep!!!

So, if I could stop time - I most def-fuck-in-ite-ly wouldn't!!!

But if I could grab an alternative super power out of the box it would be the ability to fly because that has got to be the best thing for the environment right now - that and the fact that I detest wasting time in airports.

my ride's clock is fast

i'm living in the future

driving in the past