A Noble Conjecture

I constantly torment myself with my burgeoning intelect...sometimes I wet my pants.

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I recognise my indulgence in alcohol is a cause of concern. I am equally distraught at my incorrigible insistence to partake in the celebration of my continued sluggish state brought upon by self inflicted and militaristic penchant for mindless mutilation. And you may go ahead and assume that God loves you more but He wants you to know that I am still his favourite.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Why?


WHY IS IT THE OLDER I GET,

THE EARLIER I WAKE UP WHEN I

GET DRUNK THE NIGHT

BEFORE???

And to use that sissy Justin Timberlake's song to describe this morning's stool, it would be 'Poo Me A River'....with a touch of nutty substance.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because God doesnt want u to be late on a Sunday morning, which is usually after the nite u got like very wasted?? hehe. Just a guess.

Tuesday, 04 September, 2007  
Blogger bastard united said...

cry me a poo...hahahahaha...
thats original....

Wednesday, 05 September, 2007  
Blogger Arth Akal said...

sounds like 'crunchy peanut butter' to me.
Get the bread, hurry!

Thursday, 06 September, 2007  
Blogger Demented said...

irry : im always late for church on sundays

bastard united : poo me a river

arth akal : more like lots of water with bits of peanuts. wasnt nice to look at. and the smell...uuuggghh.

Thursday, 06 September, 2007  

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