A Noble Conjecture

I constantly torment myself with my burgeoning intelect...sometimes I wet my pants.

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I recognise my indulgence in alcohol is a cause of concern. I am equally distraught at my incorrigible insistence to partake in the celebration of my continued sluggish state brought upon by self inflicted and militaristic penchant for mindless mutilation. And you may go ahead and assume that God loves you more but He wants you to know that I am still his favourite.

Friday, June 08, 2007

BluePill

'Spam', all this while to me have been this food item produced by Hormel Foods Corp. Very tasty albeit a tad expensive compared to my favourite Fuling Xinsheng brand.

But a week ago, I was introduced to a whole new realm of Spam. Computer spam, that is. Spam or spamming, I was told and now learned, is the abuse of electronic messaging systems to send unsolicited bulk messages, which are generally undesired. Ordinarily I just ignore spam. I mean as in "I delete it before I even mentally consciously recognize it as spam". That's why I was kind of annoyed that after I got a particular spam, it took me a week to get another copy of what has to be one of the funniest images ever to be in a spam.

Classic stuff I tell you. I laughed for like ten minutes. Not often that a viagra spam invokes 'The Matrix' (Morpheus : I imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice. Hmm? Tumbling down the rabbit hole?, Neo : You could say that), and in such an appropriate manner, even if it does get the pill colors backwards.

4 Comments:

Blogger Arth Akal said...

HAAaaa.......Still I'm curious to know how far that hole would go.

Without the help of a blue pill.

And by the way, I just read from a website few days that a Australian man was feeding viagra to his clams for rapid productions. He is now a millionaire.

Friday, 08 June, 2007  
Blogger Demented said...

arth : kanid, you and i wont know until humans finally solve the riddle of cold fusion.

Saturday, 09 June, 2007  
Blogger CreativeBitchin said...

guess spammers are trying to hint at something, david.

supplements are always beneficial for old men.

=P

Saturday, 09 June, 2007  
Blogger Demented said...

bitch : at something??? what??? that i have problems and that i need supp;ements??? nnnnnnnnnoooooooo fucking way.not now, not ever!!! i shall prevail!!!

Sunday, 10 June, 2007  

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