As Ye Smoke, So Shall Ye Reek

Now, grand ol' dad here is having fun. Doesn't he look like he's having fun? Look closely at the expression on his face and you'll agree that he has no cares in the world. Nothing at all. None whatsoever. Nadda. I don't have to tell you what's he got in that wicked device which consists a small pipe perpendicular in the middle of that...wickedness. That big ass, mind boggling wickedness.

So, to you all average cigarette smoker out there, the world is this grand dad's ashtray. Which brings to mind this quote..."Tobacco is a dirty weed. I like it. It satisfies no normal need. I like it. It makes you thin, it makes you lean, it takes the hair right off your bean. It's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen. I like it."