Sharing
It's Sunday and I feel good, spiritually. How to describe being in such state eludes me and I really don't know. It is a spiritual thing. But since I was in church today and did the Christian thing, plus the fact that that I behaved for the whole week, I should be entitled to this feeling of being spiritually good inside. I think.
But I just feel good. Good, because that's how one should feel on a hot, lazy Sunday such as today. Also, because Sunday is designated by Allah or Yahweh or Jah or Elohai to be a day of rest. And you must agree that taking time to rest is always good.
And because it is Sunday today, it is also good to share things with other people and I would like to share a little something with you. Sharing, as you know, is also always a good thing.
This is something I got in my email box a couple of weeks back. And this one reads...
"...In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas.
The Bible says - 'The Lord thy God is one'...but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' And someone did.
Then God made the world. He split Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet. And then Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden...not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.
Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel. Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something. One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham.
Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check. After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some stupid pot roast.
Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat. He tried to start a fashion statement but that didn't work.
Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.
God fed the Israel Lights every day with some kind of pasta. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include - don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff. And oh, yeah, I just thought of one more - Humor thy father and thy mother.
One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. How cool is that? And Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.
After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.
After Solomon, there were a bunch of big time prophets. One of these was this dude called Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore. There were also some small time prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.
After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. And I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?'
It would be nice to say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.'
During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the guys from the opposition party. Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.
Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Pharisees and guys from the opposition parties put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.
Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to heaven but will be back at the end of the aluminum and His return is foretold in the book of Revolution..."
This story, I think is a good story.
But I just feel good. Good, because that's how one should feel on a hot, lazy Sunday such as today. Also, because Sunday is designated by Allah or Yahweh or Jah or Elohai to be a day of rest. And you must agree that taking time to rest is always good.
And because it is Sunday today, it is also good to share things with other people and I would like to share a little something with you. Sharing, as you know, is also always a good thing.
This is something I got in my email box a couple of weeks back. And this one reads...
"...In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas.
The Bible says - 'The Lord thy God is one'...but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' And someone did.
Then God made the world. He split Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet. And then Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden...not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.
Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel. Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something. One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham.
Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check. After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some stupid pot roast.
Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat. He tried to start a fashion statement but that didn't work.
Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.
God fed the Israel Lights every day with some kind of pasta. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include - don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff. And oh, yeah, I just thought of one more - Humor thy father and thy mother.
One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. How cool is that? And Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.
After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.
After Solomon, there were a bunch of big time prophets. One of these was this dude called Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore. There were also some small time prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.
After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. And I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?'
It would be nice to say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.'
During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the guys from the opposition party. Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.
Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Pharisees and guys from the opposition parties put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.
Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to heaven but will be back at the end of the aluminum and His return is foretold in the book of Revolution..."
End
This story, I think is a good story.
posted by Demented | Sunday, April 26, 2009
5 Comments:
Brother In Jah,
This is indeed a beautiful story. This is so touching.
Mart
HAHAHA omgosh! i bite my own lips while laughing and eating at the same time!
Warning: Do not eat lunch while reading this blog.
-anon
mart : yes. is nice a story.
anon : you really shouldnt be eating lunch in front of your pc. go outside. meet people. have a life. it will do you good.
blasphemy, kanid! blasphemy!
LOL but i can't helped but to laughed throughout the entire post.
good one!
exactly.
blesphemy bro.
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