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I recognise my indulgence in alcohol is a cause of concern. I am equally distraught at my incorrigible insistence to partake in the celebration of my continued sluggish state brought upon by self inflicted and militaristic penchant for mindless mutilation. And you may go ahead and assume that God loves you more but He wants you to know that I am still his favourite.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Faithful

I have always been fascinated with tattoo's. Ever since I was a kid, I think. Why, my dear great grand mother, bless her merry soul, was adorned with fine lines on her arms, back of her hands and feet. I remember asking her why lines and she jokingly said 'lines' were the in thing then. I remember her telling me that it really hurt and she had them made progressively through her teens. Rites of passage and all that jazz, I think. Obviously, she had them old-school style - painfully hand tapped with sharpened bamboo needles.

And so, I was with this beautiful lady friend of mine down at the pub last Sunday night and apart from maliciously pinching my protruding nipples, she also bit me on my shoulder. Hardcore biting, I tell you. Fucking painful and now these tooth marks, mostly on my shoulders and arms are testament to that painful evening. But for some reason, I must say I enjoyed every bit of it. Oh, she wasn't even near to being drunk.

She told me she was going to get another tattoo. She already has a few; piercing included and I guess it is true that these tattoo-ing and pierce-ing business can be addictive.

"Somewhere discreet this time", she said. And asked me if I wanted to watch.

So, on Monday afternoon I drove over to this tattoo establishment and watched as the artist delicately did his work on her soft and what was virgin beautiful skin.

That's the Chinese character 'faithful' right there and I asked her why not 'fruitful' which I thought was more appropriate since she wanted it done just above her baby pouch. But its her skin and if I'd ever be so crazy to ever get inked, I'll have the Hebrew character for 'fruitful' aptly done on my moan maker. But why stop there when I could also get my balls pierced. Just for the heck of it.

And here's the finished piece. Nice job. I like.

'Faithful' or is that 'loyalty'?

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your balls? Wouldn't that hurt like hell?

Trish

Friday, 18 April, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I want to know who be da woman?

Friday, 18 April, 2008  
Blogger Demented said...

anon : yes. my testicles. and just for fun i'll have 5 rings.

dtk linggam : she answers to 'bitch'.

Friday, 18 April, 2008  
Blogger CreativeBitchin said...

okay... our nether regions we shall go pierce soon then!

Friday, 18 April, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Faithful and loyalty. Thats what it is.

Saturday, 19 April, 2008  
Blogger nazib said...

can't help but wonder...apart from chinese characters, always i hear japanese, hebrew and sanskrit to portray something, inked to human body parts...any reasons whatsoever?

Monday, 21 April, 2008  
Blogger CreativeBitchin said...

nazib: because they mean so much more if they're not easily readable by 99.9999% of the population. makes it special, see. plus a chinese girl might want a chinese character as homage to her roots. =)

Monday, 21 April, 2008  
Blogger Demented said...

creativebitch : ok. deal. and then we can test if there is any truth about all these hoopla. can you go check on the good piercer then?

anon : thanks.

nazib : just because.

Wednesday, 23 April, 2008  

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