A Noble Conjecture

I constantly torment myself with my burgeoning intelect...sometimes I wet my pants.

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I recognise my indulgence in alcohol is a cause of concern. I am equally distraught at my incorrigible insistence to partake in the celebration of my continued sluggish state brought upon by self inflicted and militaristic penchant for mindless mutilation. And you may go ahead and assume that God loves you more but He wants you to know that I am still his favourite.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Ed, Dodo And The Rest Of 'Em

Fuck it!!! I might as well jump on the band wagon and give my take on this Edison, the dodo girl and that one from that girl group, scandal thing.

All I have to say about this is - EDISON whoever you are, YOU FUCKING RAWK!!! and DAMN, THOSE GIRLS ARE DUMB!!! - In fact unbelieveably dumb and I dont know any of them. Never heard of them until now, didn't even know they were superstars and shit. Yes, I do know Jackie Chan and I think he's a moron now but not when he was in The Legend Of The Drunken Master.

I spent three hours or thereabout surfing the net for pictures and maaann...these women are indeed hotness personified. So hot, I have to type this again.

EDISON, YOU BITCH!!! YOU FUCKING RAWK!!!

And so I was told that these babes aren't suppose to be your two bit whores or some dumb schoolgirls who have more air than brains in their heads but famous and successful women. Famous, at least in Hong Kong and maybe somewhere near where I live.

Now, I'm not sure what drove Ed here to do what he did and how he actually suceeded in persuading the babes to pose in the nude. And to get them to agree to have their videos taken is another thing but didn't I see one of them taking on his moan maker in her face hole, being eaten and generally taking some sexy back? I don't think we'll ever know why, now that I read somewhere, and if that news is anything to go by, that he had made a disappearing act. Forever, it says. But I sure as hell would want to know how he achieve all that.

By the way Ed, wherever you are, and if you're reading this, please don't pull a number on Hikaru Koto, man. I swear to The One Who Sends, I'll hunt you down like a rabid dog!!!

Damn you, Ed!!! You IS good!!!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm lost here, man. Fill me in on this Edison guy. Who the man?

Ed, Edd, Eddz.

Sunday, 17 February, 2008  
Blogger Demented said...

anon : try googling 'hong kong celeb scandal' or something along that theme. go ahead, you know youre smart or some shit like that.

Monday, 18 February, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you are beyond the beyond already lah...You should have come with me to the kampungs yesterday instead of surfing through porn on the weekend!

Monday, 18 February, 2008  
Blogger Demented said...

langkau rat : was busy over the weekend lah. got to paint my shelves

Monday, 18 February, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We heart Edison boy. So the very damn cute. bad habits thou.

Tuesday, 19 February, 2008  

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