Cards
Stage Left.
Act 1. Scene 1.
Enter the hero. Walks to the cashier counter. There's a long queue.
Cashier : That'll be $370.00. Card or cash, sir?
Me : Card.
Hands the cashier his card.
Cashier : Ummmmm...sir, we can't seem to get your card through.
Me : Try this one.
Hands over a different card. The cashier swipes a few times. People in the queue behind him starts grumbling. Cashier returns.
Cashier : I'm sorry, sir. I can't get this one through either.
Me : Cash then.
Reaches for wallet in back pocket and opens to find two miserable $10.00 notes. Looks at cashier. Cashier smiles.
Act 1. Scene 1.
Enter the hero. Walks to the cashier counter. There's a long queue.
Cashier : That'll be $370.00. Card or cash, sir?
Me : Card.
Hands the cashier his card.
Cashier : Ummmmm...sir, we can't seem to get your card through.
Me : Try this one.
Hands over a different card. The cashier swipes a few times. People in the queue behind him starts grumbling. Cashier returns.
Cashier : I'm sorry, sir. I can't get this one through either.
Me : Cash then.
Reaches for wallet in back pocket and opens to find two miserable $10.00 notes. Looks at cashier. Cashier smiles.
Me : (In a hush voice leaning over to cashier) I'm going to run to the ATM. I'll be back in a bit.
Exits. Stage Right.
Act 1. Scene 2.
Walks to the car and slams the door.
Me : Fuck!!! Fuck!!! Fucking hell!!!
Me : Fuck!!! Fuck!!! Fucking hell!!!
-END-
Note to self : Do not max out the fucking cards
posted by Demented | Wednesday, August 23, 2006
2 Comments:
that was bad man.....
bastard united : shit sometimes happen.
shit!!! it happens all the time to me.
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