A Noble Conjecture

I constantly torment myself with my burgeoning intelect...sometimes I wet my pants.

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I recognise my indulgence in alcohol is a cause of concern. I am equally distraught at my incorrigible insistence to partake in the celebration of my continued sluggish state brought upon by self inflicted and militaristic penchant for mindless mutilation. And you may go ahead and assume that God loves you more but He wants you to know that I am still his favourite.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Eve Of The Day And I'm At Work

There's hardly anyone here today, except for me.

One of the very few poor bastard or should I say stupid moron in my office working the day before Christmas. I didn't want to, believe me but..arrgh, fuck it! Its no use. I'm here and fuck all.

There are a few little things I could be doing, work-related things, but none are that important and I don't feel like I want to. But really, are you not expected, almost required, to goof off if you have to be in the day before a big holy day?

Especially when it's so quiet, so few people around.

I chatted for a while with one of the only other elves for a while this morning. But then he left early. Says his girlfriend called and said she was sick and that she was at her mom's and he had to go home and take care of her goldfish or something like that. All bullshit but more power to him for coming up with an excuse to leave work.

Next I spent a good solid hour wasting time on the internet until that got boring. Then I started daydreaming. That quickly turned into some erotic fantasizing that got me seriously errr...wanting. Which then turned frustrating. And now I can't get fantasies of doing Hikaru Koto out of my mind.

I guess there's only one more thing to do then. Close the door, surf on some Japanese porn, pull down my pants and masturbate until lunch time.

I'm kidding! I'm kidding!

Anyhow, have a good one tomorrow, y'all!

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