Tagged???
I received a call from a mutual friend last weekend to ask if I knew that I had been 'tagged'. That I was 'it' and so forth. I didn't immediately answer her and was waiting for her to do the 'Borat' thing and say 'Nhhhaaaat!' but that didn't happen so I asked her what she meant. It was after eleven minutes of her explaining and 7 minutes of laughing on my part that I got a grasp on the meaning of this 'tagging' thing.
I'm suppose to write 6 weird things about myself because I was 'tagged'. And because this game (I was informed that it is in fact a kind of game) is so daunting, it took me two full days just to examine myself to find if there are any flaws on this being. To check if God made a mistake. I only found one. Unless you think my addiction to Japanese porn is but I know some people would fiercely beg to differ. Here is a weird thing...
1. I drink lots of beer. Tiger beer.
I am also suppose to tag some other people so I tag you, you and you.
I like.
I'm suppose to write 6 weird things about myself because I was 'tagged'. And because this game (I was informed that it is in fact a kind of game) is so daunting, it took me two full days just to examine myself to find if there are any flaws on this being. To check if God made a mistake. I only found one. Unless you think my addiction to Japanese porn is but I know some people would fiercely beg to differ. Here is a weird thing...
1. I drink lots of beer. Tiger beer.
I am also suppose to tag some other people so I tag you, you and you.
I like.
9 Comments:
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Try harder, c'mon. I'll help you.
1. You only drink tiger beer, no draught beer, only canned tiger beer.
2. Your tiger beer has to sit on top of a tiger coaster. You get really unfriendly when it's not done right!
3. You'll go mental if the beer is not in a Tiger mug, and you've lost it like, N times.
4. You dig chicks with BLACK lingerie, only black has this huge effect on you.
5. You sing after having sex.
6. You fantasize about fucking an amputee.
sourmilk : nos. 4, 5 and 6 are werd things???!!! dammmmnnn
demented: ooh..so, that's what tag means? i didn't what i was supposed to do but i posted my six secrets in her blog instead! hahahaha...ok..
hehehehe....dude..this is a sick game...but being a good sport, i revealed the 6 weird/secrets....
I AM THE AMPUTEE.
langkau fiction : now if you think being 'tagged' here isnt weird, i dont know what is.
bastard united : those are not weird stuff bro...thats just you being yourself.
amputee : i am the demented
dude....u wanna fuck an amputee....dayum...n i tot i was a freak...
bastard united : the kind that works in a circus or a travelling freak show.
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