A Noble Conjecture

I constantly torment myself with my burgeoning intelect...sometimes I wet my pants.

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I recognise my indulgence in alcohol is a cause of concern. I am equally distraught at my incorrigible insistence to partake in the celebration of my continued sluggish state brought upon by self inflicted and militaristic penchant for mindless mutilation. And you may go ahead and assume that God loves you more but He wants you to know that I am still his favourite.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

A Pair Of Old Sneakers

She is a pair of old sneakers
A holey pair of jeans
She looks good in cheap sunglasses
She looks beautiful in anything
She is I want a piece of chocolate
Take me to a movie
She is I can't find a thing to wear
Now and then she's moody
She is a four wheeler with a sunroof
With her long hair a-blowing
She is a soft place to settle
And a good feeling knowing
She is a warm audition
That I would not miss for nothing
She is a fighter when she's angry
And she is a lover when she's loving
She is a Saturday out on the town
And a church girl on Sunday
She is a cross around her neck
And a swear word because its Monday
She is a one glass of beer
And she is feeling a little tipsy
....And nothing else matters because she's everything.

7 Comments:

Blogger bastard united said...

allrite, how much do i get if i guess correctly???hehehe

Wednesday, 07 March, 2007  
Blogger Demented said...

bastard united : you get to do her

Wednesday, 07 March, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're so nice. You didn't have to do this.

Wednesday, 07 March, 2007  
Blogger Demented said...

girlwithgreyshirtandholdingbeer : yeah, riiiigggghhht.

Thursday, 08 March, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dear god, i want old sneakers too...

Thursday, 08 March, 2007  
Blogger Demented said...

fred : you and jas can take turns

Thursday, 08 March, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't like people who drink beers but don't have beer bellies.

Friday, 09 March, 2007  

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