More Morons

Not so long ago, we were asked to change our lifestyle after the then government of the fucking day jacked up fuel price. And I'm like, what the fuck do I have to change if I don't have a fucking lifestyle? Shit happens, they say and so they did just that. Just for the hell of it, they then scaled it downwards months later to what they thought was an affordable figure. Price of fuel didn't get lower and still pricey and is still pricey now but fuck it, I'll lived. In the midst of all the whatdafucks, one minister even suggested we start growing our own vegetables. And I'm like, fuck I will.

I'm still like fuck I will, even today.

So, fuck you!

Then just recently there is this 'realisation' of somethingsomething on something or some shit like that. A whole literature about this realisation thing was printed in the paper but like fuck I read shit like that. Only thing I know is that this realisation somethingsomething realised the price of fuel upwards.

Again.

Sugar and cooking oil too. And as usual, I'm fucked all around.

I'm fine with all this realisation somethingsomething but when some fucking minister goes around saying we use too much fuel and that we must now reduce its usage, I get fucking fuckarama pissed fucking off.

If the person has an ounce of brain in his fucking head he should just go shoot himself in the fucking gonads. That is if has an ounce. Of gonads.

Fucking moron!

Man, I swear to Gee, this fucking country is veering towards madfuckingness.

Like, its as if they think we burn more fuel just for the fucking kick of it. Do we actually have a fucking choice that we HAVE to use more? You just have to look at our local transport system, our fucking roads, not the ones in Malaya, and maybe apply fucking common sense. Fuck, even in Malaya, with all their LRT's, monorail this and that and what the fuck all is all fucked up. Everybody I know still fucking drives.

And on the radio this morning, a minister suggested we should now go for them hybrid cars. And I'm like, FUCK YOU TOO!

Does he even know how much a fucking hybrid cost? I'm already defaulting my loan installment like fuck on my fuel guzzling ride and now he tells me to go hybrid?

Fuck you, you fucking moron!

And is that other moron serious when he said the devil looks like Man U's little red person just because it has two horns, pointed tail, pitchfork and all? Fucking fucktard!

I'll tell you how the devil looks like. She's got ZZ Top crazy beard. Sometimes. Wears shades, uber long curly hair and sports a bob sometimes. She smokes Marlboro Lights. Fuck, sometimes she drinks Tiger beer. And yes, she is really a woman.

Fuck man, already the world is laughing at us for the fuck ups. Now, its like we just really want to be fucking assholes.

I say, fuck you!

Really, fuck you!