Ode To Anon

I've not had the time to come in here as I was busy like them whores at Reservoir Park the past few weeks. And I need to make an apology. To a certain someone. I also realise today that I have many people coming here to read my shit and the thought of that gives me a fucking hard on. If you should know, they are 9 of you who comes here every now and then. And that is a fucking big number to me. I'll set a fan base soon. So watch this page!

I especially need to apologise to Anon (I refer to this person as Anon as the person wants to remain Anonymous for reasons only known to the person. And I think Anon gives the person a certain identity and also Anon rhymes with Enon, like Mak Enon, the evil old lady actor who gave me repeated nightmares for nights on end when I was 7 years old).

Anon apparently comes in here to read me on two certain dates. And that's on Valentines and April Fools day. The thought that someone actually remembers coming in here on two dates of the year also sends shivers of the good kind to my nether region. I feel like I'm being stalked and naked.

I know I have neglected this years fools day and for that I must apologise to you, Anon.

So here now is my apology.

Fuck you!

Now go do something worth your time. Like watch grass grow or something.

On a more serious note.

I would also like to say "You're really fucked now, Bro!" to my bratha from a different momma, Jas, for being so fucking stooopid. He just got himself entangled into this matrimonial enslavement thing.

Three words, bro - YOU DONT FUCING KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO!!!

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!!