A Noble Conjecture

I constantly torment myself with my burgeoning intelect...sometimes I wet my pants.

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I recognise my indulgence in alcohol is a cause of concern. I am equally distraught at my incorrigible insistence to partake in the celebration of my continued sluggish state brought upon by self inflicted and militaristic penchant for mindless mutilation. And you may go ahead and assume that God loves you more but He wants you to know that I am still his favourite.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Worried

What if I didn't have enough to worry about?

And how the fuck will I know if I'm worrying enough about my worries.

What if I wake up tomorrow and the government bans Tiger beer?

What if the worst thing that can happen isn't the fucking worst thing that can happen.

And like, what if Britney Spears fucking shaves her head again?

Damn!

posted by Demented | Wednesday, November 04, 2009 | 3 comments