A Noble Conjecture

I constantly torment myself with my burgeoning intelect...sometimes I wet my pants.

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I recognise my indulgence in alcohol is a cause of concern. I am equally distraught at my incorrigible insistence to partake in the celebration of my continued sluggish state brought upon by self inflicted and militaristic penchant for mindless mutilation. And you may go ahead and assume that God loves you more but He wants you to know that I am still his favourite.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Twenty Three

I just finished "To Kill A Mocking Bird".

That would have to be my fourth time. Don't be giving a fuck what you think, but it be good. Yes, it be good.

And like Loki, I think Mr. Ewell is so misunderstood. Who the fuck is Loki, you ask? Go fucking google it you moron!

And apart from being notified recently that I now have 23 followers on this thing, I was at a broseph wedding last week which I thought was beautiful. I just checked on the 23 and found one of the blog owner is a suicidal Indonesian dude. He's got it all planned and even tells you how to do it the right way.

There is another one who claims he's from Eye-ran and exclusively dedicates his blog in celebration of naked women with huge boobies from that part of the world. I spent a good hour browsing through his page, if you must know. I think I'm already liking Ah-med a lot.

And there's this other one who I think is a French dude because everything is in French. I browsed through his pages and most of the photos were of dismembered body parts of human and animals. Lots of black and red. Very gory. And a few angry humans with beady eyes. I think he's an artist.

And there are also two blogs promoting the wonders of yoga. Not nice.

The rest are either in some language I dont understand or just plain fucking boring.

Oh, and the couple that just got hitched? They did their matrimonial enslavement vows at this boat club by this nice beach and there were lots of beer and Japanese girls. One looked a little like Miss Hikaru from a distance.

And then someone I know died last night.

3 Comments:

Blogger foodforthought said...

im glad you include your personality in your posts. makes for an entertaining read. who is this Ah-med you speak of? haha

alex
http://curiousmang.blogspot.com/2011/06/bad-big-businesses-going-good.html

Monday, 27 June, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good to see u back. :)

-anon

Monday, 27 June, 2011  
Blogger Demented said...

Food : ahmed loves his porn. That be him.

Anon : read a book

Tuesday, 28 June, 2011  

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