A Study In Moron

I love it whenever there's a police report made against a certain individual of high profile, a group, company and whatever, they'd gather around and take pictures of themselves while holding the police report. The designated clown in the group always points at the report just to make sure the message or whatever sinks in.

Fucking classic, man.

And of late, the plethora of awesomeness in our local news continues with underlying tones of racism, religious fanaticism, bad fashion taste, court comedy and just plain stupidty mostly by morons in high office. Nothing new there but did you watch that classic performance by this equally moronic looking prosecutor in that now famous suicide inquest? I did and man, how I laughed! Like fucking really L.O. fucking L!

What was meant to be a cross examination do turned out to be a fucking court room comedy. And the feeble attempt by the prosecutor to speaking the england was just fucking hilarious. They should just play this gig at every fucking law school and title it as 'how to fail your law exam'.

Fucking classic again, man.

And as if that wasn't enough to shame the local legal fraternity, now we have killer lawyers too. That was on the front page the other day after they were caught as prime suspects in the murder of four. Theres talk of a few more unsolved murders linked to the killers. Murder most grusome, if you ask me. And then nine dogs were put down. Don't know what crime the dogs did but they were put down. Says in the paper, dogs belongs to the lawyers. The killer lawyers. And just now, a friend of the same fraternity called. He just laughed and laughed and in between he said, "Killers, we're now killers!". And alughed some more and then hung up.

Fucking moronic lawyer.

And did you also watch this other moronic looking sorry excuse for a man going 'shit, shit, shit' in an interview on this foreign news station? Equally fucking good watch, this one. You know this guy as this demented old man who heads this awesomeness of a group whose goals and aims are basically to defend the sanctity of their race and pretty much whatever there is to their race.

To be honest, I really don't know where the fuck all these will take us.

Okay, so we have folks who are just fucking proud, in fact too proud to identify with their race. And to the point of just being moronic. Then there are folks who are ashamed of who they are. Which is equally fucking moronic.

Morons.

So, we on this side of the island got our 16 September, the date 47 years ago when the three states of Singapore, Sabah and Sarawak formed the nation of Malaysia along with Malaya. Of course Singapore pulled out not long after but look at them. They're doing pretty well.

I hear this is a special day now. Special, because thats what every DJ on our local radio kept telling me. There was much cheer on the radio. Some celebration of sorts was planned in town and somewhere else, I think. But thats what the DJ said.

A friend later told me the local indoor stadium was packed and the usual song and dance happened. Flag waving and all that.

Nice.

Happy days ahead, my flag waving Malaysian compadres!

Happy days!

Also, King Julien in the Penguins of Madagascar is fucking funny.