Anon and A Broken Heart

So I was at this shopping mall the other day and got myself a Lumberjack. Later, I walked into a DVD shop and as if the stars had aligned somewhere in the heavens somehow, I found this - I Spit On Your Grave. Its the remake of, yes, the 70's cult sex gone bad flick. And the copy I got was supa clear, uncut and with the correct English subtitles. When I checked, it was 'hearing impaired friendly'. And I'm like whatdafak.

If you're going like, whatdafak is I Spit On Your Grave, I don't blame you because that would mean you're still young and shouldn't even be reading this shit. Anyways, the reviews says it was a 70's cult horror movie but more like some bad porn to me. Wiki tells it better and says its a rape revenge film. And Times rated it as the most 'Ridiculously Violent Movie' together with The Passion of Christ. And I'm like whatdafak. Again.

So, I first watched the real deal and uncut when I was 15 and since then I wasn't the same. I respected woman.

Whatever. But okay, heres the spoiler.

A woman gets fucked, right. Yeah. She gets fucked, alright. Not that she wanted to. Be fucked, that is.

No, you don't understand. If you haven't watched this one yet, the woman gets really fuck-ed. Like no holes on her were spared. Like she gets gang banged. And fucked all over again.

But thats like watching fucking hardcore porn, you say.

Yes and no. And it gets better. The woman later recovers and all that, goes to church and fucks back. She gets to all the bitches who fucked her and fucked them fucking 10 times worse! One even got a fucking rifle shoved up his ass in what is in fact the best scene in the movie.

Yaaaaay!

And to Anon, who wants my take on 'a broken heart and how to heal it', here's what I think. After watching the remake of I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE and while nursing a confused cock stand thereafter, I was inspired and began to ponder on the wonders of this 'broken heart' thing. Much have been written about it and there are countless songs with the words 'broken' and 'heart' that we listen to everyday.

A broken heart, is like that woman who got fucked in every hole she has on her body.

But like that same woman, you shouldn't fucking go to your room and sulk and be all bitchy about it. Rather, you should go get a fucking Remington and shove it up the bastards ass and pull the trigger. Like what the woman did.

There. And everyone gets to live happily ever after.

Except for the bitches who fucked the woman. They get to die. Which is not a happy thing.