The Holiday

The coolest thing about this weekend apart from it being a weekend and a Saturday and all, is that its Christmas day. Not x'mas, fuckers! Get it fucking right, for fucks sake. It's 'Christ-mas'.

It is also a super cool day because the celebration on the 25th of every December is also the feast of the Son of Isis, the Goddess of Nature. It is said that in the days of antiquity the Babylonians who were the coolest people on earth back then would on this very day organise parties which included wild orgies of mindless sex, ravenous feasting, partying and just being plain drunk. They also gave presents afterwards.

I feel good, already.