A Noble Conjecture

I constantly torment myself with my burgeoning intelect...sometimes I wet my pants.

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I recognise my indulgence in alcohol is a cause of concern. I am equally distraught at my incorrigible insistence to partake in the celebration of my continued sluggish state brought upon by self inflicted and militaristic penchant for mindless mutilation. And you may go ahead and assume that God loves you more but He wants you to know that I am still his favourite.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Monyet

I didn't want to be pulled into this kid-got-caned-because-he-brought-pork lunch-to-school-and-now-his-dad-says-he's-not-of-the-Muslim-faith-anymore shindig but since I went to the same school, I find I'm duty bound to do my piece here.

And here it is. In Verdana font, large and bold.

Jane Goodall watched chimps all her life and loved it. She did not just watch but wrote lots of papers about them which later earned her the initial Dr at the front of her name.

That is all. Thank you.

Salam 1Dunia. Terima Kasih.

Now, fuck off!

Really. Fuck off!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jane Goodall and her chimps? How is that connected to the kid-got-caned-because-he-brought-pork what ever?

Anon ny mos

Friday, 12 November, 2010  
Blogger Demented said...

anon ny mos : im surprised you even noticed. but seriously, chimps are nice animals.

Monday, 15 November, 2010  
Blogger Demented said...

anon ny mos : im surprised you even noticed. but seriously, chimps are nice animals.

Monday, 15 November, 2010  
Anonymous langkau said...

Did you take that quote from Psalm 150:7?

Monday, 15 November, 2010  

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