A Noble Conjecture

I constantly torment myself with my burgeoning intelect...sometimes I wet my pants.

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I recognise my indulgence in alcohol is a cause of concern. I am equally distraught at my incorrigible insistence to partake in the celebration of my continued sluggish state brought upon by self inflicted and militaristic penchant for mindless mutilation. And you may go ahead and assume that God loves you more but He wants you to know that I am still his favourite.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Touched


Thats me in the red 'T'.

I had a good night last night. If the photo is any indication of how good it was, lets just say that I haven't been that happy for quite awhile. Maybe it was the amount of drinks we had or the company last night. Perhaps its all that.

So there I was, yet again at my place together with sixthseal.com. I haven't spoken to the man for sometime now and it was great to see him. We had a lot to catch up. He was in high spirits on account that he was with a ladyfriend earlier and he had some taste of...errrmmmmm, 'iron' he said. Disgusting son-of-a-bitch! And of course his obligatory dosage of stuff of which I shall not reveal here. But if you know sixthseal.com as well as I do, you know what I'm refering to. He looked rather gaunt and in serious need to put on weight. But with his interest in that certain something, I was not surprised. We spoke of his interest and how the same is actually wrecking havoc to his well being.

And then I asked him if he knew a certain Ms M from Sibu who was doing Pharmacy in NUS. Pharmaceuticals, by the way is one of his interest and hence why I asked him if he knew this person. He beamed and said he did and in fact had a huge crush on her when they were in high school. If he only knew the rest of my story. But that was a few years ago. I was very happy then too.

Two friends of the female persuasion arrived very much later which brightened our night further.

There was a lot of photo shoots in very odd poses. Like that one there. This woman, I tell you is a basket full of surprises. While we were in a conversation, she abruptly said, 'Hey, can I touch you there?' Smiling and looking at the general direction of my crotch. I said 'Hell! Yeah!!!'. Twice. I mean, how many woman asked you that this year? Because I'm such a sentimental bastard, I asked if her actions be imortalised. Quite taken aback by the request she decided, she smiled and agreed. And thats how that one got up there.

I like this woman. She's sexy, smart, intelligent, witty and unpredictable. Ingredients of what makes a woman beautiful. Very desirable, this woman. But be warned. Beneath that fascade, she can be difficult and is known to have emotional episodes the size of an effing small island. And she bites. Really, she does. These two marks on each of my shoulders are testament to that.

And no, I did not score last night.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, that so unfiar! i don get touchy you, but other girls may touch! you very baddd... =(

Thursday, 27 July, 2006  
Blogger Demented said...

you touch too???...you disgusting little thing!!!

Friday, 28 July, 2006  
Blogger Funkye said...

u r a lucky man dude...

Sunday, 30 July, 2006  
Blogger Demented said...

frank : i am always at the right place at the right time dude...call me so we can hang. it has been a long time dude.

Monday, 31 July, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is the woman?

Sunday, 06 August, 2006  
Blogger Demented said...

mamat : what woman?

Monday, 07 August, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wanna touch you so bad, baby!!!!!!

Monday, 07 August, 2006  
Blogger Demented said...

ladyinthetub : well, what are you waiting for? come hither and touchy me!!!

Wednesday, 09 August, 2006  

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