Carry My Bag, Please?

If you haven't heard yet, there are two bright young Malaysian girls in foreign bighouses right now. One is in Japan and the other in China. Both arrested for trafficking hard drugs and were caught carrying it in their bags. Says in the papers that the girl caught in China had almost 3 kilos of nasty ones on her. Apparently the bags weren't even theirs, and check this out - it was their boyfriends. They were carrying it seemingly without a care what the fuck was in it. And the papers refers to them as 'two bright young Malaysian girls'.

Bright? That's like, smart, right?

One got slapped with a 7 year jail sentence while the other wasn't so lucky and will have to face the Chinese firing squad.

Bright?

A detective friend of mine who was here recently told me that he's got a few files of such scams on his table right now involving mostly Middle Eastern and African dudes who are in the country on the pretext of being legit foreign exchange student or businessman. Thing is, their modus operandi are similar.

Hook up with bright Malaysian girls, do a get to meet the parents session, throw some moolah around, do some serious jiggy with smitten girl and after two or three months suggest a holiday in Japan or China which apparently are the country of choice by these folks. The boyfriends takes off first and later calls from said country to smitten bright Malaysian girl to take the next flight out. Before she gets to the airport, he tells girlfriend that he had forgotten his little bag of clean underwear and that she needs to run to his swanky apartment to get it. She does and heads to the airport. Smitten bright Malaysian girl hasn't got a fucking clue that the little bag is packed with...guess what? Yes. Some crazy drugs. And it happens over and over and over again.

Ok. So here's the deal ladies. Next time you see a Middle Eastern / African dude, you fucking run. Run. Run very far. He's out to get you to carry his little bag. I don't care if the dude is a born again charismatic Christian whose dad pastors half of Africa's believers or if he claims that his uncle's second cousin's brother who is married to his step dad's sister is a member of the Kuwaiti's royal family, I say you fucking run. Because if you don't, you get to carry his little bag.

But jokes aside, ladies, even if you get hooked and even if youre asked to carry his little bag, maybe you should open the fucking bag when he's not looking. Be curious. Feel the contents. Fucking sniff it if you need to. B0ttom line - find out whats in it first before you fucking get it screened at the fucking airport security. Or try telling him that Cosmo says girls dont fucking carry bags. How fucking difficult is that?

Wait. Whhhooooaaaahhhh! Hoooooold it!

Holy crazy glue shit, Batman!!! Now, how the fuck did that kilos of crazy drugs get pass our airport security anyway???